Instead of complaining about the heat, I thought I'd compile a list of funny heat-related jokes to help you laugh your way to being cool. Please add your own!
Question: Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?
Answer: Because the "fans" are gone.
It was sooooooo hot…
The robins are laying their eggs sunny side up.
All the water buffalo at the zoo evaporated.
The birds had to pick up worms with potholders.
Question: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Answer: A puddle